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Age : 27 Registration date : 2009-02-05 Number of posts : 14 Location : Manila Nickname : she

PostSubject: text jokes Sun 8 Feb - 20:55

Juan : Pare me nakalimutan ka ata ngaun ah,
Pedro : Bakit pare ano ba okasyon ngayon?
Juan : Cge ganyanan na!
Pedro : Awww, tampo na sia. Happy Monthsary! Hahaha

Bata1 : Lahat tayo ay nagmula kay Eba at Adan
Bata2 : Hindi yan totoo! Ang sabi ng Papa ko nagmula tayo sa unggoy!
Bata1 : Hindi natin pinag uusapan ang pamilay mo wag kang epal!

Position Tips:

Patayo - Masarap!
Patagilid - Mahirap!
Paupo - Swak na swak!
Pahiga - Swabe!
Patuwad - Ewan ko kc....hindi ko pa nasubukang mag TEXT ng nakatuwad!

Kwentong Charger:

Boy : Ei, charger ka ba?
Girl : Bakit?
Boy : Coz i nid u to feel the emptiness in me
Girl : Hmmm...anong unit ka?
Boy : Huh?
Girl : Bka nde tayo compatible.
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